I ended up on wikipedia and looking at the terms until my mom found my search history and cried in the bathroom on the phone with my grandpa.
He was mine.
We attended the Jamaican Jerk Festival with the hope that there would be some good masturbation jokes along the way and we would eat ourselves into a Terri Schiavo-style food coma.
At least I was enjoying the food.
Description: Then it dawned on me that I had an orgasm. I learned that I personally need a combination of clitoral stimulation and internal finger fucking.